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March 13th, 2009

Terrible White Shoes @ 01:00 am




Often I see Hot Bear Guys
And wonder if they could possibly be gay
... Often one feels it, I know: our gaydar... I have it and it's
pretty sure-fire
But I sometimes get waves of emotion from people just coz they like my
look
Not coz they wanna fuck
And the signals only get sent if a guy sends them: most don't think
I'm gay...

But really, apart from all that
I try to tell by looking at their shoes

Can a guy wearing Terrible White Shoes possibly be gay?
I know tons of fags with no taste who eat mcdonald's and dress from
wal-mart

I saw a fat guy wearing a carhart jacket today...
And he was wearing loafers

Probably gay..,
But who's to say?

Great World
What do you think?

Do Shoes show a man's inclination to male-to-male sex?

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From:feyrieprincess
Date:March 13th, 2009 05:02 am (UTC)
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One of the worst things about having Plantar Fasciitus is that I have to wear shoes like that ALL the time

It is so humiliating
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From:dominicvine
Date:March 13th, 2009 08:52 am (UTC)
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hmmm
i'm surprised to hear that. . .
but i have known indie-kids to wear othopedic shoes as a fashion statement
like those thick black-framed glasses that everyone use to dread and now is fashionable
it's... "ironic"

i suppose i just imagine you should have bare feet
and they should never touch the ground
as you are always floating at least a few inches above it, right?

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From:gordreece
Date:March 13th, 2009 05:18 am (UTC)
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What's wrong with white sneakers and Walmart. nearly all my clothes come from Walmart. They are a lot cheaper than Old Navy.

They seem to be the only ones that sell plain white boxers too.

okay. I might be a bad fag.
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From:dominicvine
Date:March 13th, 2009 08:44 am (UTC)
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i haven't worn sneakers since i was 14 or something
i don't know... i turned punk/goth/art-fag
and wore huge army-boots to protect my insecurities
and then i turned hippy and wore sandals or went barefoot
.... or wore hiking boots.

i dunno, i hate wal-mart
i hate the monoculture of america
... sometimes i'm a hater

yet i'm also a badfaggot, so i can only condone that.
-- you're a lot less angsty than me.
i don't think there is anything wrong with you being a bad fag
- you're more cute and fun than me too.
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From:ednixon
Date:March 13th, 2009 06:55 am (UTC)
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I agree Brodie. First thing I thought was, uh oh, now I can't go to WalMart and McDonalds, it violates the sensibilities of dazzling urban sophisticates. WalMart is verboten, not allowed, in S.F, certainly Manhattan, and White Pine County, Nevada.
McDeath, however, is seemingly everywhere, like starbux.
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From:benpanced
Date:March 13th, 2009 06:14 am (UTC)
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Do Shoes show a man's inclination to male-to-male sex?

Only when he has the sole of his Doc Marten in your face and he's telling you to "lick it, bitch, and say you love yer Daddy".
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From:ednixon
Date:March 13th, 2009 06:48 am (UTC)
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That's a great sneaky subway snapshot. The expression and impact is immediate.
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From:holy13nation
Date:March 13th, 2009 07:22 am (UTC)
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I have a pair like that. And I also wear smart brogues, brothel creepers and biker boots.

I'm more concerned that he looks a little sad.
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From:dominicvine
Date:March 13th, 2009 08:49 am (UTC)
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actually, he's just tired
probably a bit sad. most people are sad.
i mean..
most people are tired. exhausted. a bit sad.
most of the photographs i take of strangers capture them not putting a happy face on
so they look a bit tired and sad.

and you' are also a good example:
if i saw you in public
would you know i was gay and put on a cruising thing at me?
(besides i'm not your type)
i've seen quite a few pictures of you and you don't come across as !Gay!
so i would look at you
and think you're hot
and wonder
and if you were wearing your white shoes
i would wonder why you would have those
and if you could possibly be gay...

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From:broduke2000
Date:March 13th, 2009 09:19 am (UTC)
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I'm waiting for "Biker Eye For Badly Dressed Guy" TV show.
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From:ednixon
Date:March 13th, 2009 09:20 am (UTC)
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Just back from Chicago, home of Hamburger McDeath University which was why I have been seeing McDeath on every corner. I didn't eat there on this Chicago trip. I got groceries instead at an Aldi and nuked them in the Red Roof microrange on Ontario Street instead. Bumbly.
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From:bitterlawngnome
Date:March 13th, 2009 01:25 pm (UTC)
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when did people start calling it McDeath?
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From:leafshimmer
Date:March 13th, 2009 02:40 pm (UTC)
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Those two establishments (Walmart and "Mickey D's" which is what my Dad now calls it) always induce a wave of nausea, which is why I try to avoid visiting them.

I assume people are happier if I don't puke in public. so I stay away.

Anyone else who wants to go there is perfectly welcome to do so.
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From:ednixon
Date:March 13th, 2009 02:41 pm (UTC)
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From the McDeath Website;
"
There are new rumors circulating on the internet regarding "McDonald's donating profits to the war in Israel." These rumors are absolutely false. McDonald's never has and never will support war efforts in any area of the world through sales and profits in our restaurants."
McDonald's, you see, supports war and death in other ways than sales and profits in their restaurants.

But I digress....
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From:bitterlawngnome
Date:March 13th, 2009 03:21 pm (UTC)
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They are front men for the Medico-Industrial Complex.
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From:zombietruckstop
Date:March 13th, 2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
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As I recover from and Achilles tendon rupture and surgery to repair said, I'm forced to wear those shoes every day. I hate them! Plus the orthopedic boot I'm forced to wear is throwing my body into chaos. Alignment gone. I wish I was in NY - I need a massage...
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From:dominicvine
Date:March 13th, 2009 06:22 pm (UTC)
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that sux
but it's temporary
is neglect of style temporary? rarely.

again, i'm talking about _blank_ white shoes
not medically issued shoes
i'm not making fun of the tards, yo
i'm just wondering about the masses who didn't jump on the color-wheel concept

how much longer you got to heal?
(heel, ha!)

HUGS


you might do well to do simple standing poses (yoga)
which are really about you just being aware of all of your pain and positioning
it will help things from going completely to hell
and speed recovery

just spend a few minutes every day feeling EVERYTHING in your body as indepth as you can
and make minute adjustments

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