a friend called me today
with some other guy on the phone that i'd met at a few faery gatherings
one of those guys i thought was super hot
but never did anything sexually with

whatever reason

but we were on a three-way call
identifying ourselves to eachother
and one thing led to another
talking about incredibly sexy, furry, butch F2Ms
when he mentioned this story

"i had sex with this guy who was a real-life hermaphrodite
one testicle and one ovary
a mirco-phallus
half-formed vagina, a simple fold for a labia
apparently he'd been married to a woman for 20 years and she didn't know he was a hermaphrodite
in some parts of america they never look below the sheets..."