dominicvineoftheowls (dominicvine) wrote,
dominicvineoftheowls
dominicvine

oh, how the deal with my dad sorted out



... i forgot to mention.
i called my mother today and talked with her about my dad
she told me that he was pissed off because he'd seen naked pictures of me.

What?
how'd that happen?

Ahhh
well, my good friend dennisatl had commented on my flickr site with his account "Naut_y_bitz"
which he uses his BUTT as his icon
and that's his gay account where he keeps all his cocks and bellies and
many naked pictures of me

so my dad was asking for it
clicking on a guy called Naut_Y_Bitz
who represented himself as a butt

but he was offended and shocked that i would send him naked pictures of myself
(though they weren't action shots, folks)
but
of course
he wouldn't talk to me about it
just give me one line

so that's why i freaked out

however
when my mother told me this
i made sure i could talk to him about it

as it happened
he left the Wednesday i wrote that email
so he never read it

OH

so when he got back from his hunting trip
we had a talk
and, in lieu of the great anonymous comment
i got to my last post about how a son can never ask a father to meet him on his level
but must go to that of the father's
i humbled myself
and asked my father not to read the email i sent him
but to just delete it

i called my mother back
and she assured me that he would
i talked with my sister
and she said the same thing

so she offered to go into his office
and get into his email
to delete the email before he had a chance to anger himself

which she did.

---

i called her back after my last massage client that night
and she told me that she really liked the letter
and that i'd hit many important points that would be really good for him to read
if i'd have left out that cruel shit in the middle about trying to get the family to leave him alone and cold in the dust
... yeah

maybe i'll rewrite it
but i kinda don't care


and the fucking bastard had the gall to forward me an email to
(ha ha)
about how the canadians were doing their part for anti-terrorism
by making their money un-counterfitable by Muslims
by putting naked chicks on them with big tits

inclusive of pictures of those bills

i sent him an email saying
'if you're going to be a hypocrite, try and do it with less proximity, thanks'
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