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February 2nd, 2010

over shopped @ 03:22 pm

trying to get some business done
all of a sudden massage clients out of the woodwork
one i'm talking with tells me he's pulled a muslce
because he was shopping with some friends
and had over-shopped and wore himself out

so i make a call to a company, a 800 number
but i dialed 800 instead of 866
and it was hot horny college girls chat line
which i have never called in my life
so i just sat there laughing
until they got ready to ask for my credit card number.
 
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From:feyrieprincess
Date:February 2nd, 2010 10:04 pm (UTC)
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OMG the SAME thing happened to me the other day when I tried to call a tow truck!
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From:broduke2000
Date:February 3rd, 2010 07:38 am (UTC)
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Horny college girls chat line:

Average age of girl: 50 ... but they'll say they're 18.
Average weight: 300 ... but they'll say they're 125.

LOL

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